I knot my fingers on the console while shooting, on the PC drive-bys are a disaster and after every failed mission I wake up in the hospital and have to go back to the job? Let’s toss all of this out the window and make GTA the way people today think it felt back then.Īnd that’s exactly what I want. And the GTA remaster apparently understood that.Īs I read through the remaster’s changes, I see an eager Rockstar team discussion with at least one person saying: People, cards on the table, GTA Vice City just doesn’t play well anymore. Some games are better to remember than actually play them again. Operation, menus, balancing, crawl speed, terrible, my heart is bleeding. How did I endure that as a youngster? Each anesthesia with chloroform lasts so long that enemies would probably have gone to bed by then anyway.

For years I have been trumpeting from the rooftops that no Hitman can ever get the variety of levels, atmosphere and story of Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, how great it looked and the music and the Silver Ballers and the physics – and then actually playing in 2021 does grotesquely little Fun. A few months ago I played Hitman 2 again (so the first Hitman 2, not the second Hitman 2) and I almost plopped the piano string into the poisoned muesli in shock.

GTA: The Trilogy – Definitive Edition – Trailer finally shows game scenes from the remasterĪnd that’s important. GTA: The Trilogy looks exactly how I remember the old GTAs in the first trailer: And yes, I think the revamped characters are a bit too … goofy.īut because I already read so many boos and boos from the community under our large overview article with all the information about the GTA remaster that Rockstar simply does not deliver enough here, I now stand in the surf with flowing hair possible shit storms and counter with positive euphoria! Folks, this remaster is exactly what I want – precisely because Rockstar doesn’t exaggerate.

When all the dreams of a remaster of GTA 3, Vice City and San Andreas burst, because the Unreal Engine grabs its teeth on the revisions.

Don’t worry, I’ll be grumbling along, if GTA: The Trilogy – The Definitive Edition on the release day jerks, stalls and crashes like the prop from an old Buster Keaton stunt.

Gta 3 o mio babbino caro